Now is your chance to buy yourself a job and become some hot shot engineer with the Kansas State Highway Commission. Since there is no job description for your position you are free to make up your own. Since there is no one to assign you an area or a district you can work anywhere in the state you want to...or better yet move around and check out what is going on all over the state.
This hat makes you an official engineer. You don't have to know much you just have to wear this hat and look important. Think how impressed the neighbors will be when you tell them about your new job and point out this hard hat hanging in the back window of your pickup. As a newly appointed inspector it doesn't matter what you drive no one on the job is expecting you so it will be a surprise for both you an them. Just remember all written reports are due in the office by noon on Friday and you get 12 paid holidays a year. Good Luck. Oh and price for this opportunity is $35.00 FOB Clay Center Kansas.
This hard hat has just enough scratches and tar spots on it to give you credibility so no one will question your authority. Wear it with pride and do not forget your thermos.
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